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Fun Audio

Below you'll find some audio snippets that have made us laugh. Please note that some items contain strong language - you have been warned!

  • The Troggs Tape - How to write a hit song in the studio.
  • Murder On The High Cs - The incomparable Florence Foster Jenkins murders Mozart's Der Hölle Rache - oh the humanity!
  • Orson Welles - The gravelly-voiced one demolishes two hapless copywriters during a recording session - very rare full version.
  • Tech Support for Dummies - Working a help desk can be fun!
  • Visit Toxteth - Travel commercial for Liverpool's infamous suburb.
  • Arsewipe - Commercial for an innovative bathroom product.
  • Annoyed BT customer - Don't you wish this had been you?
  • Remember to backup - Where's my data?
  • AOHell - Ever wondered why it's so difficult to cancel AOL? Here's why.
  • The Rider Song - If only all bands were this easy.
  • Mental Health Hotline - Choose an option!
  • What Goes Up... - Flying was never like this! (50 mins long).
  • Armageddon - The strange case of the exploding gerbil.
  • Batesy Develops Rockets - The inimitable Derek "Blaster" Bates explains how he won the space race.
  • How Blaster Bates got started - A legend is born.
  • Gelignite In The Coalshed - Don't try this at home!
  • The Tailor's Dummy - Clothes maketh the man!
  • The Ill-fated Greenhouse - Gardeners beware!
  • The Black & Yellow Labradors - It's a dog's life.
  • Thrutching The Pike - An interesting take on the art of fishing.
  • Amazin' Man - Bet you didn't know Idi Amin was a pop star.
  • TNT for Two - More anecdotes from Blaster Bates.
  • Watch out for the bits - Blaster in fine form.
  • The Actor Strikes Back - Christian Bale loses it on the set of the new Terminator film.
  • Shatner's Revenge - Captain Kirk has fun during a voice-over session.

Enjoy!

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